almost failing to meet my own standards of daily mockery.

not much to say this week since i haven't run into anything with my car lately or broken up any more marriages (once per month for both of those is probably enough, at least until i get the hang of it). i've worked out the logistics of moving and my parents aren't totally disappointed in me--they're not disappointed at all, which is such a relief--and at the end of this month i'm going going gone for some unspecified amount of time that is currently looking like probably most likely perhaps forever.

school is still swamp-like and will continue to be for the next two weeks and then, finally, i'll have some breathing room. hopefully i'll have more fun and interesting and--for the love of god--cheery things to say, because when did i become this depressing sounding? stupid problems. sucking all the fun out of EVERYTHING. i don't even have anything to mock today and that's completely unacceptable.

oh, wait! i take that back. here's something to mock: i attend a university that has its very own officially licensed brownie! because nothing says prestigious institution of higher learning quite like a chunk of chocolate (unless it's a cow for a mascot, because that totally has AWESOME UNIVERSITY written all over it).