Tuesday, November 22, 2005

the cat in the hat strikes back.

to the kate and linda people who made my weekend fun, thank you. you're welcome here any time provided that you quit telling on each other and dragging unsuspecting victims to midnight showings of harry potter. unless it's harry potter porn, of course, and then i'm all for it. because how old is harry potter? hot. and barely legal.

also, kate (and susan, hi!) thank you for the coldplay ticket offer enticement, but sunday night isn't a good night for sarah to be in dallas when she has class the next morning. i do appreciate it, though. one of these days i'll grace you with my presence at a concert and you'll totally understand why you don't want me there. i have concert ADD, and i get bored super quickly, and then i'm like, can we go now? what about now? now? how long do we have to stay? i'll just be in the car. why can't i sit in the car? are YOU enjoying this? (then i usually get told to shut up)

i actually left BEFORE the nine inch nails concert was over, and they are my most favorite concert people ever. so. you don't want me in a big arena with lots of people while i'm tired and have class the next day. you really, really don't, but thank you. really.

this morning i discovered that beagle dog is afraid of my cat in the hat slippers. i guess they're still called slippers even though they're gigantic because of the cat in the hat's huge head. i put them on and beagle dog ran, then attacked them, and then i bitch slapped him with a cat in the hat head. it was awesome! he liked it. (and he had to know that if he went after the cat he was so going to get it, so not my fault.) now he's lying in a sunny spot in the living room and staring at me with his glowing eyes that are freaking me out. if a dog version of the movie the exorcist were ever made, beagle dog could play the part of the posessed child-dog with the glowy eyes. i bet his head spins around, too. i'm already familiar with his ability to projectile vomit whenever he wants. i'm so glad he stopped doing that.

tomorrow i'm driving to san marcos to get my name changed. my sources tell me that the line at the social security office there is muy corta and i won't have to wait very long. and alvin has the day off, so he gets to accompany me since he's the reason i've got to wait in line in the first place. it's only fair.

4 Comments:

Blogger sarah said...

ok, so the header was there. and then you said to replace the header code with the other code, right? and i did that but it wasn't the correct image so it wasn't showing up. so i deleted the img src line but i couldn't remember WHERE that was in the header code, so once i found the corrected header link i couldn't put it back in because i didn't know where to put it.

that's what i did. i deleted it. my bad. is it fixable??

11:36 AM  
Blogger sarah said...

i'm thinking susan probably hates me about now. (i can make things way more complicated than they should be.)

2:30 PM  
Blogger sarah said...

my memory is really good . . . i still need to work on the centering, but i think i got the jist of it back

oh, and sarah, no more messing with the code without adult supervision

12:09 PM  
Blogger sarah said...

ha ha - forgot to logout!

12:10 PM  

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