the v-day suckage.
aside from it being a present-less valentine's day--i'm complaining only because I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE GIFTS!!--ok, aside from the being lied to about the gifts part, today is sucking* because of this:
this morning after getting out of bed and dragging myself into the bathroom to empty my very full flea-sized bladder, i realized that there was no toilet paper on the TP roll; there was just a sad brown shell of cardboard where it should have been. now, there was toilet paper when i went to bed last night so i can only imagine that the mysterious TP fairies must have stolen it during the night. so i reached from the where i was perched on the toilet over into the cabinet situated right next to the toilet where the TP lives to get some more. this shouldn't have been hard but i still ended up pulling the shoulder muscle of the arm i was using to reach with. that was not a happy way to start the day, and i'm thinking it wouldn't have happened if someone had replaced the toilet paper roll when it ran out instead of leaving me and my defective arm to deal with the problem. but no. i pulled a muscle while replacing toilet paper.
*i'll let you people know if today gets better.
edit: my day just got better!! woo hoo!
this morning after getting out of bed and dragging myself into the bathroom to empty my very full flea-sized bladder, i realized that there was no toilet paper on the TP roll; there was just a sad brown shell of cardboard where it should have been. now, there was toilet paper when i went to bed last night so i can only imagine that the mysterious TP fairies must have stolen it during the night. so i reached from the where i was perched on the toilet over into the cabinet situated right next to the toilet where the TP lives to get some more. this shouldn't have been hard but i still ended up pulling the shoulder muscle of the arm i was using to reach with. that was not a happy way to start the day, and i'm thinking it wouldn't have happened if someone had replaced the toilet paper roll when it ran out instead of leaving me and my defective arm to deal with the problem. but no. i pulled a muscle while replacing toilet paper.
*i'll let you people know if today gets better.
edit: my day just got better!! woo hoo!
posted by sarah at 1:16 PM
3 Comments:
No TP? That is a HUGE pet peeve of mine. What if you had to poo? Bleh. I hope your shoulder feels better.:( Does it help if I tell you my whole body hurts because of African Dance yesterday. Oy....
sorry you hurt, too. that's not good.
i'm still interested to hear how the pedestrian fared after being hit this morning...
But the real question is, when do they confess that she's not really pregnant?
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